HORRID HENRY'S FAVOURITE JOKES

Funny easy book about Henry who writes a joke book to be rich after selling it.
3 in 1:

1. Horrid Henry's Joke Book.
2. Horrid Henry's Jolly Joke Book.
3. Horrid Henry's Mighty Joke Book.

Vocabulary:

• I'm stuck on you.
• Stick your tonge out.
• Skunk.
• Do some press-ups.
• Porcupine.
• Plimsolls.
• Leapfrog.

Examples:

• Why does history keep repeating itself? Because we weren't listening the first time.
• Whre did the spaghetti go to dance? To a meat-ball.
• Why is "t" so important to a stick insect? Because without it, it would be a sick insect.
• What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird canm fly but a fly can't bird.
• Why was the clock sent to headmaster's office? Because he was tocking too much.
• How many psychiatrists does it take to changhe a lightbulb? Just one, but the lightbulb has to really want to change.
• Why do witches wear name tags? So they know which witch is which.